Dear God...

 
I got something to tell you. I'm definitely going to hell now and purgatory is not the destiny that awaits me there. I do not trust you nor do I believe in you. But don't worry - I'll definitely take my friends with me. Right now I feel really double. Don't ask me what that means, just take the fact that every coin has two sides seriously. I can assure you that my yin and yang are completely in balance. Literally. Sorry to dissapoint you, I do not believe in pink you make everything come in. There's none.

Please, don't take it to heart but that is all.